Day in Court

[Certified]

A Woman was in court on a shoplifting charge for stealing a can of peaches . As she stood in front of the judge,with her husband by her side, the judge told her that she was going to go to jail for 5 years. 1 year for each peach that was in the can.
When he said that the husband yelled out , " She stole a can of peas too."

[ranger97]

LOL i like that

[Jason Moore]

Nice, very nice.

I have one,

This guy gets stranded on a beach and he finds a genie lamp. He rubs it and the genie says, make 3 wishes.

He says for my first wish I want you to transport me back to my home.

For my second wish, I want you to take a baseball bat and beat my ex wife half to death with it.

The genie says "and your 3rd and final wish?"

The man thinks for a moment and then says "I want you to repeat the second wish"

:ninjabattle:

[bobO]

Guy comes home,finds his wife packing her bags.he says where you going.She says I'm going to Vegas,why he asks.She says,I can get 100$ a shot for what I give to you for nothing.He starts packing his bags.Where you going,she says.Vegas,he says.why she asks?HE SAYS,I want to see you live on 200$ a year.

[Certified]

Good one Jason.=D>

[joelybob]

I am not even touching those, ha ha, funny as hell yalll!!!!!!!! =D>