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Jason Moore
September 12th, 2007, 11:52 AM
I should post this on my sword cutting videos page...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w_bXElqxVo (Recommended for mature viewers only!)

Here is Part Two:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZvc_-39I3s

and three:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0X40l_VsVM

Mako
September 12th, 2007, 06:24 PM
LMFAO.=))

Sincerely.
Trip Fisk.B-)

Kissaki
September 12th, 2007, 11:10 PM
ROFLMAO!!! XDD

I laughed so hard I foolishly dropped my Masakage mid-cleaning and cut halfway through my thigh=P~

Dotanuki
September 14th, 2007, 08:15 AM
You know as soon as I had seen this video, I could swear I heard laughter across the pond, coming from Wales.
You know there is something about this Trip Fisk character that seems faintly familiar [very faint].
You know come to think of it, the laughter seemed to echo from this side of the Atlantic also. Tony F. did anything seem familiar about this character to you?
Anyway, I found these videos to be hilarious, and Mako,=)) me too.

Jason Moore
September 14th, 2007, 10:25 AM
Ok, enough with it! Mako, are you Trip Fisk??

Mako
September 14th, 2007, 11:12 AM
Ok, enough with it! Mako, are you Trip Fisk??
Nah...but I like his style.B-)

Jason Moore
September 14th, 2007, 11:58 AM
X(:torch::-/

Dotanuki
September 14th, 2007, 03:41 PM
"SIGH"...........................Jason,
A Sherlock Holmes you will NEVER make.

Trip Fisk is a "FICTIONAL" character, just like Batman!!!
They both wear capes now, in case you didn't notice.:-O

BTW, I have noticed that you sell a lot of decorative swords, you know I wouldn't be surprised to find 'YOUR' name on that list of top ten contributers to the mayor!!>:)

You know I read somewhere, that Satan's greatest accomplishment was, convincing Man he didn't exist.:-?

I heard Gypes is on Trip Fisk's new film crew [that's why we haven't heard from him], the old one got blown up if you remember=(
Also I heard they are making a Part 4, that is being shot in the Philipines, called "Filipinos get f%&^$#g cut too", I heard hiead might have a role in it.
If it is true maybe he could fill us in on it,B-)

Jason Moore
September 14th, 2007, 04:17 PM
Thats it Dotanuki (which is obviously an anagram for I Do Tan in UK) I might have to revoke your "respected warrior" status if you don't spill the beans on this Mako character! :>

Mako
September 14th, 2007, 07:06 PM
Thats it Dotanuki (which is obviously an anagram for I Do Tan in UK) I might have to revoke your "respected warrior" status if you don't spill the beans on this Mako character! :>
I cannot stand idle and watch a fellow 'respected warrior' being dishonored so I admit that Trip Fisk is an anagram of my true name...

Prik Fist...=))

Jason Moore
September 14th, 2007, 08:52 PM
Thats it, you guys are now on my Hits List which is an anagram for my %&* List...:elf:

Dotanuki
September 15th, 2007, 09:06 AM
Jason, you know you better watch where that elf is shooting those arrows, they can take an eye out you know!!

Mako, old friend and fellow "respected warrior", I can't let you take the fall.

Jason, I AM SPARTACUS, err, I did I just say Spartacus? [$hit wrong movie]
aaahhh...........I meant;
Jason, I am Prik Fist, oooops, I meant I am Fisk Trip, no I meant........
never mind forget it.~X(

Mako, I always use a tsuba for an eyepatch myself, [that way I can still peek out through the hole in the middle]. If you want you can borrow mine anytime.B-)

Jason,
Mako is defintely "A" Trip, but as far as being the "Trip"......................
well, I'll never tell!!!>:)

Jason Moore
September 15th, 2007, 12:09 PM
Oh well since this thread has gone to hell, I guess I might as well tell you something Dotanuki & Mako....

I AM YOUR FATHER....search your feelings, you know it be true

Mako
September 15th, 2007, 05:08 PM
Oh well since this thread has gone to hell, I guess I might as well tell you something Dotanuki & Mako....

I AM YOUR FATHER....search your feelings, you know it be true

DADDY!! after all these years :-O ...
...and Mom told us you were never gonna get out of jail.

We're gonna have to work out how much you owe us in back allowances.:>

Tony Ferrill
September 15th, 2007, 08:43 PM
=))The horsin' around here is damn near as funny as the videos!!!!
Jason,our warriors know to embrace the dark side as well as the more socially acceptable;accepting dual nature they become one with the force.....in other words,don't encourage them!!:))
Who is this guy???I haven't laughed this hard in years!
Tony

Jason Moore
September 16th, 2007, 03:26 AM
I do my best to keep up with these guys, but they always outdo me. ~X(

Dotanuki
September 18th, 2007, 04:18 PM
Jason,
You're a good sport, and I'd like to thank you for allowing us to have so much fun on your forum.

Now about our back allowance "Dad", maybe you could give it to us in swords?

The stroke of Death is as a lover's pinch, which hurts and is desired - quote attributed to Trip FiskB-)

RedZorak
September 18th, 2007, 11:47 PM
I just watched this, and... wow. I wasn't sure how to react at first, but now when I think about it this is the funniest thing I have seen all week. Thanx=D>

Kissaki
September 19th, 2007, 01:44 AM
I cannot stand idle and watch a fellow 'respected warrior' being dishonored so I admit that Trip Fisk is an anagram of my true name...

Prik Fist...=))
=))

Jason Moore
September 19th, 2007, 02:06 PM
Jason,
You're a good sport, and I'd like to thank you for allowing us to have so much fun on your forum.

Now about our back allowance "Dad", maybe you could give it to us in swords?


When you guys have fun, so do I. As far as your allowance, I never gave ANY of my children an allowance and I will not start now!>:)

PinoyFili
September 30th, 2007, 05:33 PM
=D>Brilliant! Trip Fisk Lmao!!

RedZorak
October 10th, 2007, 10:54 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=o_LE8U_j8yo

Episode 4 anyone? :cheesy:

Jason Moore
October 11th, 2007, 10:54 AM
Dotanuki, next time please mention swords of might in your video....;)

Dotanuki
October 11th, 2007, 01:20 PM
As Batman said,"Hey, nobody is perfect!", but let me say all the decorative swords used in that video were purchased from SOM [I believe it was a closeout sale!!] [Before I get sued, I am joking];) That smiley is Trip Fisk without the eyepatch!! He has a sword tip stuck in his eye:cry:

swordboy
December 29th, 2009, 01:01 AM
I hate to do it but ...... heres episode 5

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwBrpVW7TKc&feature=player_embedded

Dotanuki
January 6th, 2010, 11:07 AM
I hate to do it but ...... heres episode 5

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwBrpVW7TKc&feature=player_embedded

Somehow I missed this one.
I have always enjoyed "Cautionary Tales" it was genuinely humorous.
We had a good time with it on this Forum.


RIP Mike Ashe aka Trip Fisk

wolfhound
January 23rd, 2010, 05:33 AM
Mako introduced this to me a while back and I thought it was one of the most funniest sword related shows I've ever seen, I even changed my Avy & Sig on another forum to Cautionary Tales of Swords related ones for a while.

Anyway here's a full list of links to the entire series for the uninitiated or the hardened Trip Fisk fan :)

Episode 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_RpbaUU7NI

Episode 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qwdd3IR3Ac

Episode 3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0X40l_VsVM

Episode 4:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_LE8U_j8yo

Episode 5:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwBrpVW7TKc

Finale Pt 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmv4oRk0K0o

Finale pt 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO463WcJ1GU

Mike Ashe Memorial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiMSPIp4XXg



And remember, Don't F**k with swords, they will cut you wide open!!!! :))

bobO
January 23rd, 2010, 02:52 PM
About time someone put this up! Good job WH!

wolfhound
January 30th, 2010, 06:58 PM
Your welcome bud ;)

It's a shame it ended as I was hoping it would got back to the Episode 1-2 format :)